Thoughts?

So I just sat my first exam for this semester, and it went ok! (pause for cheers)
And as i move on, and try to forget Macroeconomics for awhile, my mind wandered. I have observed three things today that I feel represent significant problems with society.

Firstly

If it's quarter past 9 in the morning and i'm struggling to deal with your BO in a room air conditioned to a degree exceeding that of the interior of a space station, then Houston, we have a problem.(See what i did there?) It just isn't on. Im trying to concentrate on my exam but i'm also downwind of you and it ain't cool.
Shower, roll on deodorant, and breathable fabric are all magnificent products, and i'm surprised your aggregate demand for such goods hasn't shifted as these technological advances become available.(See, I studied. Kinda.)

Secondly
Christmas. I'm all for it sure. Im also sick of those people harping on about it being commercialised. We know. We agree. we're still going to rack up a debt though. What i take an issue to is the fact that it is the 29th of October. And there is a large, nay gargantuan, Bedazzled Tree in front of the mall. And from memory it was there well into January last year. Christmas occurs once a year, and the only good bits are Xmas morning and Dinner time, so less than half, because the middle bit is a bit lame, dry, stretched tv christmas specials, and no you can't go out. For simplicity's sake, lets say half a day is worth celebrating. 1/730th of the year is worth celebrating. and yet there is a gargantuan Bedazzled tree for 1/4 of it.
I hope that one day soon I am wiping my ass with paper made form prematurely displayed Christmas Trees.

Finally
I'm not going to go into any great detail but following my exam, I went window shopping. In JB HiFi, i was perusing their wares, as I quite often do and an item on display inspired me to speak out, share my knowledge. My discovery and conclusion is thus.
If it has the word 'Erotic' in the title, it shouldn't have a PG rating.
Nuff' Said.

Thats all from me for now, i should really study for whats left of my exams.
CIAO guys